well hello there you're GORGEOUS

Not as gorgeous as you, anon! 


the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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  • my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show